Ren secretly had a crush on Jake in middle school. Orrrr she knows/ expects he’s secretly gay.
REN: Soooooo…. we’re supposed to get to know each other.
JAKE:
REN: It’s ironic cuz we’ve known each other for so long, but we don’t really know each other at all.
JAKE:
REN: What do you wanna know about me?
JAKE: either asks or says he doesn’t know.
REN: You know what I wanna know about you: Is why you put up with that bitch.
JAKE:
REN: Is she really good in bed? beat for reaction Or is she just really good for your reputation?
JAKE:
REN: Oh, no wait. I got it! It’s that your biggest dream is to be crowned prom king!
JAKE:
REN: I dunno… you strike me as the kinda guy who wouldn’t take shit from a girl like her (or a more specific thin slice). And yet you are.
JAKE:
REN: But hey, I’m the one who’s single, so maybe I shouldn’t be going around judging other people’s relationships.
JAKE:
REN: If he doesn’t ask more about your dating life, in a mocking tone. What? You’re single? I can’t believe it! I thought boys would be throwing themselves at your feet to go to prom with you.
JAKE:
REN: Well, maybe I don’t want to go to prom
JAKE:
REN: What’s so great about prom anyway?
JAKE:
REN: It’s just a bunch of stupid people, in a stupid gym, dancing to stupid music.
JAKE: You think I’m stupid?
REN: I think she makes you stupid.
JAKE: So you don’t think I’m stupid?
REN: Blush/ eye roll. Whatever
JAKE:
Hopefully this can escalate to the point where it starts to feel a bit too personal (talking about dating and popularity), and thats the trigger for the next line. But it can be matter of fact if it needs to be.
REN: I’m bored. I’m putting on some music.
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